Please Do Not Climb on the Tree

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Working in an office, I'm very familiar with websites like The Customer Is Not Always Right and PassiveAggressiveNotes.com. I saw this gem on the latter, and as the poster suggested it, obviously I needed to write this song.

I then sent it to PassiveAggressiveNotes.com, and they happily put it under the original post. Thank god.